Wonderul Code!

Amazingly fast and accurate algo to generate random number in O(1) time.

int getRandomNumber(void) {
    // We arrived at this number by rolling a fair dice.
    return 4;
}

Oh ya, I have one more. A very famous interview question, in C, is to implement sizeof. Its as zimble as following:

#define MY_SIZEOF sizeof

Amazing! Borrowed thoughts though. :-)